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EMOTIONALLY EXPENSIVE — Sassy Poodle Graphic Tee
$29.95
High Maintenance. Higher Standards. Zero Discounts. 💅💎
Color: Black
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She's not spoiled. She's just accustomed to the finer things in life.
Meet the fluffiest diva with the most expensive feelings. Lounging in pink velvet, dripping in diamonds, rocking oversized shades, and surrounded by shopping bags, this fabulous little poodle knows her worth — and apparently, so does her credit card.
She doesn't chase drama. She prefers luxury, iced drinks, retail therapy, and being treated like the absolute princess she is.
Featuring dazzling pink-and-gold graffiti lettering, glamorous leopard-print accents, and one outrageously pampered pup, the EMOTIONALLY EXPENSIVE tee is for anyone whose standards are high, patience is low, and taste is anything but basic.
Why You'll Love It
- Hilarious high-maintenance humor with serious glam
- An adorable, spoiled-looking poodle with attitude
- Bold pink-and-gold 3D-style artwork
- Sparkling jewelry, shopping bags, and luxury-inspired details
- Perfect for brunch, girls' nights, shopping trips, and gifting
Product Details
- Premium Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex T-shirt
- Soft, lightweight fabric with a comfortable retail fit
- Vibrant, detailed printed graphic
- Classic crew neck and short sleeves
- Made to order
My feelings aren't complicated. They're just expensive. 💖











